What my husband does to annoy me...

Friends, family, pets, kids, spouses, they all have their annoying side.  They have these little quirks that they do just because they know it riles you up.  Well, have no fear, my hubster is not so different!  And it's annoying. 

Stop annoying me!
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Here are some things he LOVES to do, just to annoy me:

     * rub my ponytail the wrong way so my hair stands up

     * pull the hood of my jacket or sweatshirt over my head, constantly (like five times in a row!)

     * fart really close to me

     * come into the bathroom and take over the sink area, completely, so there is no room for me

     * turn the lights off while I'm in the shower

     * use as much deodarant as possible so his armpits look like snow capped mountains

     * listen to the same song every time we get into the car

Yup - there are more things too.  The list could go on forever.  Now, he doesn't do any of these things maliciously.  Nope, he does them because he knows I get annoyed and then he does it again because by the third time I am so annoyed that I can't help laugh because he's so ridiculous.  Or because he does it in public and people smile at me in that "Your husband is soooo funny - what a goofball!" kinda way and I just can't help smile back because it's true.  He IS a goofball.  And he always makes me laugh, which makes me happy and I can almost forget that the only reason I'm laughing is because he tried to pull my sweatshirt hood over my head and down to my chin.  Six times in a row.

What crazy things does your husband do, just because he knows it annoys you??  Or is it just my husband?  Or do I just get annoyed really easily?